7 Examples of What Alcohol Labels Would Really Say If They Were Honest
It should be called “Text Your Ex” because who doesn’t text their ex after a little too much whiskey.
Vomit Everywhere would be a much better name for Jagermeister because not many people hold this down when overindulging.
Come on now, you know it’s a pure sugar high you’re on.
Dancing On Tables is the best name for tequila because that’s really all you want to do.
Who hasn’t had a Fireball blackout?
Crying alone and wining, the same thing.
Vodka does something to women making them want to go to the bathroom together every time.