7 Examples of What Alcohol Labels Would Really Say If They Were Honest
You know it’s true … these labels would be much more truthful.
#1 Whiskey
It should be called “Text Your Ex” because who doesn’t text their ex after a little too much whiskey.
#2 Jagermeister
Vomit Everywhere would be a much better name for Jagermeister because not many people hold this down when overindulging.
#3 Coconut Rum
Come on now, you know it’s a pure sugar high you’re on.
#4 Tequila
Dancing On Tables is the best name for tequila because that’s really all you want to do.
#5 Fireball
Who hasn’t had a Fireball blackout?
#6 Wine
Crying alone and wining, the same thing.
#7 Vodka
Vodka does something to women making them want to go to the bathroom together every time.