Things That Inevitably Happen When You’re A Bridesmaid

Things That Inevitably Happen When You’re A Bridesmaid

 

1. The second you agree to be a bridesmaid, you will begin to experience that slow sinking feeling of regret.

26 Things That Inevitably Happen When You're A Bridesmaid

2. The dress the bride picked out will not flatter your body type.

26 Things That Inevitably Happen When You're A Bridesmaid

3. The bride will ask for your honest opinion on something and you will be forced to lie, lie, lie.

26 Things That Inevitably Happen When You're A Bridesmaid

4. You will forfeit your sacred weekends for engagement parties, bridal showers, bachelorette parties, and wedding planning.

26 Things That Inevitably Happen When You're A Bridesmaid

5. And you will get inappropriately drunk during at least one of these events.

26 Things That Inevitably Happen When You're A Bridesmaid

6. You will have to pretend to be excited about banal things, like centerpieces and floral arrangements.

26 Things That Inevitably Happen When You're A Bridesmaid

7. You will be pressured to make uncomfortable small talk with relatives of the bride.

26 Things That Inevitably Happen When You're A Bridesmaid

8. You will consume a penis.

You will consume a penis.

9. You will spend two to three times as much money as you budgeted.

26 Things That Inevitably Happen When You're A Bridesmaid

10. You will see a side of the bride that you didn’t know existed.

26 Things That Inevitably Happen When You're A Bridesmaid

11. You will see a side of yourself you didn’t know existed.

26 Things That Inevitably Happen When You're A Bridesmaid
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12. At a very low point you will fantasize about doing this:

26 Things That Inevitably Happen When You're A Bridesmaid

13. You will chip your nail polish the day of the wedding.

26 Things That Inevitably Happen When You're A Bridesmaid

14. Your makeup will not come out how you imagined it would.

26 Things That Inevitably Happen When You're A Bridesmaid

15. Neither will your hair.

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16. You will forget to do something during the ceremony, like walk slowly, hold your flowers at your bellybutton, or fix the bride’s train.

26 Things That Inevitably Happen When You're A Bridesmaid

17. You will smile for so many pictures that you will forget how to work your own face.

26 Things That Inevitably Happen When You're A Bridesmaid

18. Your brand new heels will destroy your feet.

26 Things That Inevitably Happen When You're A Bridesmaid

19. You will be so busy before the ceremony that you will forget to eat and show up to the reception a voracious lion.

26 Things That Inevitably Happen When You're A Bridesmaid

20. You will have to help the bride, a grown woman, go to the bathroom because she spent a month’s pay on a dress she can’t move in.

26 Things That Inevitably Happen When You're A Bridesmaid
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21. You will be asked to do something corny and embarrassing during the reception and you will grin and bear it.

26 Things That Inevitably Happen When You're A Bridesmaid

22. You will wonder why anyone in their right mind gets married.

23. Then the bride will look so incredibly stunning that you will be speechless.

26 Things That Inevitably Happen When You're A Bridesmaid

24. And the wedding will be so beautiful that you will change your mind.

26 Things That Inevitably Happen When You're A Bridesmaid

25. You will forget tissues and ruin your makeup from all the happy-crying.

26 Things That Inevitably Happen When You're A Bridesmaid

26. You will have an unforgettable time and feel strangely honored to be a part of it all.

26 Things That Inevitably Happen When You're A Bridesmaid

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