{"id":642,"date":"2014-03-29T13:45:58","date_gmt":"2014-03-29T17:45:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.usedtobeabastard.com\/?p=642"},"modified":"2014-03-29T13:45:58","modified_gmt":"2014-03-29T17:45:58","slug":"21-bored-looking-guys-mall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dontpokthebear.com\/21-bored-looking-guys-mall\/","title":{"rendered":"21 Bored Looking Guys at the Mall"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The stereotype that men hate to shop exists for a reason. The reason? It\u2019s, by and large, true. It looks like these guys shopped \u2018till they dropped. Which, if I know anything about dudes, didn\u2019t take very long.<\/p>\n

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21 Bored Looking Guys at the Mall   The stereotype that men hate to shop exists for a reason. The reason? It\u2019s, by and large, true. It looks like these guys shopped \u2018till they dropped. Which, if I know anything about dudes, didn\u2019t take very long.   (source)   (source)   (source)   (source)   […]
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