{"id":1741,"date":"2014-05-10T11:42:31","date_gmt":"2014-05-10T15:42:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.usedtobeabastard.com\/?p=1379"},"modified":"2014-05-10T11:42:31","modified_gmt":"2014-05-10T15:42:31","slug":"moms-really-want-mothers-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dontpokthebear.com\/moms-really-want-mothers-day\/","title":{"rendered":"What Moms Really Want For Mother&#8217;s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 class=\"title\" style=\"text-align: center;\">What Moms <em>Really<\/em> Want For Mother&#8217;s Day<\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Inspired by a list in Karen Alpert&#8217;s book, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Heart-Little-A-Holes-holy-crap-parenting\/dp\/0062341626\/ref=as_li_ss_til?tag=babyside08-20&amp;linkCode=w01&amp;creativeASIN=0062341626\" target=\"_hplink\">&#8220;I Heart My Little A-Holes: A bunch of holy-crap moments no one ever told you about parenting,<\/a>&#8221; Elle of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/WhatsUpMOMS\" target=\"_hplink\">What&#8217;sUpMoms<\/a> decided to ask a group of hilarious mom bloggers what they actually want for Mother&#8217;s Day.<\/p>\n<p>Their answers, ranging from &#8220;leave me the F alone coupons,&#8221; to the ability &#8220;to pee and poop alone&#8221; and &#8220;to eat an entire meal sitting down,&#8221; probably ring true for most moms. So listen up, dads, partners and kids: Just let her sleep!<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/3kMDqVuMtZU?feature=player_embedded\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\nPlus, check out more from these funny ladies. They are:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/nicole-leigh-shaw-\/\" target=\"_hplink\">Nicole Leigh Shaw<\/a> of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.NinjaMomBlog.com\" target=\"_hplink\">NinjaMom Blog<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/amy-flory\/\" target=\"_hplink\">Amy Flory<\/a>, of <a href=\"http:\/\/funnyisfamily.com\/\" target=\"_hplink\">Funny Is Family<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Alice of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/MildlyInappropriateMommy\" target=\"_hplink\">Mildly Inappropriate Mommy<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/kim-bongiorno\/\" target=\"_hplink\">Kim Bongiorno<\/a> of <a href=\"http:\/\/letmestartbysayingblog.com\" target=\"_hplink\">Let Me Start By Saying<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Hillary Jean of <a href=\"http:\/\/thehilljean.com\" target=\"_hplink\">The Hill Jean<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Meredith of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.themomoftheyear.net\" target=\"_hplink\">Mom of the Year<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/jen-ml\/\" target=\"_hplink\">Jen M.L.<\/a> of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.peopleiwanttopunchinthethroat.com\/\" target=\"_hplink\">People I Want To Punch in the Throat<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/suzanne-fleet\/\" target=\"_hplink\">Suzanne Fleet<\/a> of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.toulouseandtonic.com\/\" target=\"_hplink\">Toulouse and Tonic<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/susan-mclean\/\" target=\"_hplink\">Susan McLean<\/a> of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.divinesecretsofadomesticdiva.com\/\" target=\"_hplink\">The Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"last\">Rebecca of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.frugalistablog.com\" target=\"_hplink\">Frugalista Blog<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dontpokthebear.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/r-WHAT-MOMS-WANT-medium260.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1380\" src=\"http:\/\/dontpokthebear.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/r-WHAT-MOMS-WANT-medium260.jpg\" alt=\"r-WHAT-MOMS-WANT-medium260\" width=\"400\" height=\"250\" \/><\/a>Source:<a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2014\/05\/08\/what-moms-want-for-mothers-day_n_5283212.html\">huffingtonpost<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What Moms Really Want For Mother&#8217;s Day &nbsp; Inspired by a list in Karen Alpert&#8217;s book, &#8220;I Heart My Little A-Holes: A bunch of holy-crap moments no one ever told you about parenting,&#8221; Elle of What&#8217;sUpMoms decided to ask a group of hilarious mom bloggers what they actually want for Mother&#8217;s Day. Their answers, ranging [&hellip;]<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/dontpokthebear.com\/moms-really-want-mothers-day\/\" class=\"more-link\" >Continue reading&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6357,"url":"http:\/\/dontpokthebear.com\/mothers-day-candles-twist\/","url_meta":{"origin":1741,"position":0},"title":"Mother\u2019s Day Candles (With A Twist)","date":"April 12, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Mother\u2019s Day is coming up and you know what that means; it\u2019s time to worry about what you\u2019re going to get your beloved mother. She brought you into this world, so she deserves something special, right? The problem is that so many Mother\u2019s Day gifts can be so generic. 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