{"id":1738,"date":"2014-05-10T11:45:53","date_gmt":"2014-05-10T15:45:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.usedtobeabastard.com\/?p=1374"},"modified":"2014-05-10T11:45:53","modified_gmt":"2014-05-10T15:45:53","slug":"kids-just-thought-telling-truth-moms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dontpokthebear.com\/kids-just-thought-telling-truth-moms\/","title":{"rendered":"Kids Who Just Thought They Were Telling The Truth About Their Moms"},"content":{"rendered":"

21 Kids Who Just Thought They Were Telling The Truth About Their Moms<\/h1>\n

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Small children have ample opportunity to create works of art, but sometimes limited life experience for inspiration. With the exception of a few young people who chose to pay tribute to icons like Michelle Obama<\/a> and the Queen of England<\/a>, the under 12 set tends to focus on one special woman as muse — Mom. Just as you’d expect, the results are hilariously honest.<\/p>\n

According to kids, moms are…<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

Scary<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

\"mother\"<\/p>\n

Addicted To Facebook<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

\"cute<\/p>\n

The Beast<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

\"mom
\nvia Facebook<\/a><\/p>\n

Jailers<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

\"mom
\nvia Facebook<\/a><\/p>\n

Worth Punching Another Human For<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

\"Dear<\/a>
\nvia Imgur
\n<\/a><\/p>\n

Drunk<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

\"cute<\/p>\n

Not Small<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

\"large\"<\/p>\n

Negligent<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

\"We<\/a>
\nvia Imgur<\/a><\/p>\n

Sex-Obsessed<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>
\nvia Imgur<\/a> (Mom was supposed to be “mowing the lawn.”)<\/p>\n

Working It<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

\"Mommy<\/a>
\nvia Imgur<\/a> (Mom sells shovels at Home Depot, IRL<\/em>)<\/p>\n

Still Drunk<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

\"wine\"
\nvia Inappropriate Kids<\/a><\/p>\n

Nameless<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

\"mom<\/p>\n

Kids At Heart<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

\"mom<\/p>\n

Really Sex-Obsessed<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

\"mom
\n(Translation: Diet Coke.)<\/em><\/p>\n

Short Order Cooks<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

\"turkey\"<\/p>\n

Bitches<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

\"mom<\/p>\n

Out Of Control<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

\"windy<\/p>\n

Born Yesterday<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

\"A<\/a>
\nvia Imgur<\/a><\/p>\n

> Cows. Always.<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

\"Little<\/a>
\nvia Imgur<\/a><\/p>\n

Completely Wasted<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

\"lori<\/p>\n

But most importantly<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

Always<\/em> Fabulous<\/strong><\/big><\/p>\n

\"fabulous\"<\/p>\n

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Source:huffingtonpost<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

21 Kids Who Just Thought They Were Telling The Truth About Their Moms   Small children have ample opportunity to create works of art, but sometimes limited life experience for inspiration. With the exception of a few young people who chose to pay tribute to icons like Michelle Obama and the Queen of England, the […]
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