{"id":1706,"date":"2014-05-05T22:16:24","date_gmt":"2014-05-06T02:16:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.usedtobeabastard.com\/?p=1348"},"modified":"2014-05-05T22:16:24","modified_gmt":"2014-05-06T02:16:24","slug":"fits-cats-will-sit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dontpokthebear.com\/fits-cats-will-sit\/","title":{"rendered":"If It Fits…Cats Will Sit"},"content":{"rendered":"
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