{"id":1634,"date":"2014-05-01T09:17:07","date_gmt":"2014-05-01T13:17:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.usedtobeabastard.com\/?p=1281"},"modified":"2014-05-01T09:17:07","modified_gmt":"2014-05-01T13:17:07","slug":"totally-ludicrous-products-cat-owners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dontpokthebear.com\/totally-ludicrous-products-cat-owners\/","title":{"rendered":"Totally Ludicrous Products For Cat Owners"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Because a bed shaped like an UGG isn\u2019t quite<\/i> tacky enough.<\/p>\n
Get it here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n This cat is saying, \u201cGet that thing out of my face, human.\u201d<\/p>\n Only available in Japan. Figures.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n There\u2019s nothing wrong with dressing up your cat, but no self-respecting feline would wear head-to-toe denim.<\/i><\/p>\n Get it here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n Get one here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n Not surprisingly, this collar is no longer available.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n It\u2019s probably intended for dogs, but it\u2019s a great way to keep track of your cat\u2019s habits too: Get it here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n Get it here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n thinkgeek.com<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n thinkgeek.com<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n The quickest way to make your cat distrust you is to strap a balloon to its face.<\/p>\n Get it here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n Get it here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n A more creative way to get your cat stoned!<\/p>\n Get it here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n sassy-fashionista.blogspot.com<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n photo-bugs.com<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n No judgments, this is adorable.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n kittywalk.com<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n kittywalk.com<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n The day the cat circus rolls into town is the BEST day.<\/p>\n Get one here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n Get a set here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n Not only is it functional, it\u2019s stylish. Chunky statement pieces are in this season.<\/p>\n Get it here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n Get a pair here<\/a>, if you must.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n kittywigs.com<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n kittywigs.com<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n kittywigs.com<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n kittywigs.com<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n Get both wigs here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n Get it here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n Six hundred hand-set diamonds on an ostrich leather collar. Tres chic, y\u2019all.<\/p>\n Get it here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n Teach your cats to be killers early.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n2.<\/span> The Meowlingual cat translation device.<\/h2>\n
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3.<\/span> This super-stylish denim dress.<\/h2>\n
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4.<\/span> Cat strollers, for when you want weird looks from morning joggers.<\/h2>\n
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5.<\/span> The PurrDetector collar, which lights up when your cat is purring.<\/h2>\n
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6.<\/span> The Pet Master PDA<\/h2>\n
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\n12 p.m.: napped.
\n1 p.m.: napped.
\n2:30 p.m.: stared at a moth on the window.
\n3 p.m.: napped.<\/p>\n7.<\/span> This cat whack-a-mole game, because it\u2019s 2013 and fingers under a blanket just won\u2019t cut it anymore.<\/h2>\n
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8.<\/span> Inflatable evil unicorn horns.<\/h2>\n
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9.<\/span> This automatic laser tower, because holding a laser pen yourself is too damn difficult.<\/h2>\n
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10.<\/span> Catnip bubbles.<\/h2>\n
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11.<\/span> OPI nail \u201cpawlish.\u201d<\/h2>\n
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12.<\/span> This absolutely gigantic hamster wheel, except it\u2019s for cats.<\/h2>\n
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13.<\/span> These outdoor circus cages.<\/h2>\n
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14.<\/span> This cat toilet-training system, complete with a DVD that probably features lots of pooping cats.<\/h2>\n
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15.<\/span> A \u201cpet\u2019s-eye view\u201d camera that attaches to your cat\u2019s collar.<\/h2>\n
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16.<\/span> Neuticles. Fake testicle implants for neutered pets. Yes, really.<\/h2>\n
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17.<\/span> This luxurious kitty wig.<\/h2>\n
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18.<\/span> Or this one, if your cat\u2019s feeling wild.<\/h2>\n
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19.<\/span> This self-cleaning litter robot that looks like it might eat your cat.<\/h2>\n
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20.<\/span> This $899,000 \u201cAmour de la Mer\u201d collar.<\/h2>\n
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21.<\/span> These crocheted severed fingers filled with catnip.<\/h2>\n
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