{"id":1630,"date":"2014-05-02T13:09:04","date_gmt":"2014-05-02T17:09:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.usedtobeabastard.com\/?p=1273"},"modified":"2014-05-02T13:09:04","modified_gmt":"2014-05-02T17:09:04","slug":"things-inevitably-happen-youre-bridesmaid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dontpokthebear.com\/things-inevitably-happen-youre-bridesmaid\/","title":{"rendered":"Things That Inevitably Happen When You\u2019re A Bridesmaid"},"content":{"rendered":"

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1.<\/span> The second you agree to be a bridesmaid, you will begin to experience that slow sinking feeling of regret.<\/h2>\n
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2.<\/span> The dress the bride picked out will not flatter your body type.<\/h2>\n
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3.<\/span> The bride will ask for your honest opinion on something and you will be forced to lie, lie, lie.<\/h2>\n
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4.<\/span> You will forfeit your sacred weekends for engagement parties, bridal showers, bachelorette parties, and wedding planning.<\/h2>\n
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5.<\/span> And you will get inappropriately drunk during at least one of these events.<\/h2>\n
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6.<\/span> You will have to pretend to be excited about banal things, like centerpieces and floral arrangements.<\/h2>\n
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7.<\/span> You will be pressured to make uncomfortable small talk with relatives of the bride.<\/h2>\n
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8.<\/span> You will consume a penis.<\/h2>\n
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9.<\/span> You will spend two to three times as much money as you budgeted.<\/h2>\n
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10.<\/span> You will see a side of the bride that you didn\u2019t know existed.<\/h2>\n
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11.<\/span> You will see a side of yourself you didn\u2019t know existed.<\/h2>\n
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12.<\/span> At a very low point you will fantasize about doing this:<\/h2>\n
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13.<\/span> You will chip your nail polish the day of the wedding.<\/h2>\n
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14.<\/span> Your makeup will not come out how you imagined it would.<\/h2>\n
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15.<\/span> Neither will your hair.<\/h2>\n
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16.<\/span> You will forget to do something during the ceremony, like walk slowly, hold your flowers at your bellybutton, or fix the bride\u2019s train.<\/h2>\n
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17.<\/span> You will smile for so many pictures that you will forget how to work your own face.<\/h2>\n
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18.<\/span> Your brand new heels will destroy your feet.<\/h2>\n
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19.<\/span> You will be so busy before the ceremony that you will forget to eat and show up to the reception a voracious lion.<\/h2>\n
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20.<\/span> You will have to help the bride, a grown woman, go to the bathroom because she spent a month\u2019s pay on a dress she can\u2019t move in.<\/h2>\n
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21.<\/span> You will be asked to do something corny and embarrassing during the reception and you will grin and bear it.<\/h2>\n
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22.<\/span> You will wonder why anyone in their right mind gets married.<\/h2>\n
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23.<\/span> Then the bride will look so incredibly stunning that you will be speechless.<\/h2>\n
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24.<\/span> And the wedding will be so beautiful that you will change your mind.<\/h2>\n
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25.<\/span> You will forget tissues and ruin your makeup from all the happy-crying.<\/h2>\n
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26.<\/span> You will have an unforgettable time and feel strangely honored to be a part of it all.<\/h2>\n
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Things That Inevitably Happen When You\u2019re A Bridesmaid   1. The second you agree to be a bridesmaid, you will begin to experience that slow sinking feeling of regret. reactiongifs.com 2. The dress the bride picked out will not flatter your body type. imissbuddyholly.tumblr.com \/ Via giphy.com 3. The bride will ask for your honest […]
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