{"id":1627,"date":"2014-05-02T14:36:54","date_gmt":"2014-05-02T18:36:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.usedtobeabastard.com\/?p=1267"},"modified":"2014-05-02T14:36:54","modified_gmt":"2014-05-02T18:36:54","slug":"13-texts-send-time-vs-actually-mean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dontpokthebear.com\/13-texts-send-time-vs-actually-mean\/","title":{"rendered":"13 Texts You Send All The Time Vs. What They Actually Mean"},"content":{"rendered":"

13 Texts You Send All The Time Vs. What They Actually\u00a0Mean<\/h1>\n

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1.<\/span> The drunk text:<\/h2>\n
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\"13<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
Jen Lewis \/ BuzzFeed<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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2.<\/span> The lazy text:<\/h2>\n
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\"13<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
Jen Lewis \/ BuzzFeed<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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3.<\/span> The \u201cbusy\u201d text:<\/h2>\n
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\"13<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
Jen Lewis \/ BuzzFeed<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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4.<\/span> The smelly sink text:<\/h2>\n
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\"13<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
Jen Lewis \/ BuzzFeed<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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5.<\/span> The late text:<\/h2>\n
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\"13<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
Jen Lewis \/ BuzzFeed<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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6.<\/span> The LATE text:<\/h2>\n
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\"13<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
Jen Lewis \/ BuzzFeed<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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7.<\/span> The deceptively friendly text:<\/h2>\n
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\"13<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
Jen Lewis \/ BuzzFeed<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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8.<\/span> The passive-aggressive text:<\/h2>\n
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\"13<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
Jen Lewis \/ BuzzFeed<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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9.<\/span> The hungover text:<\/h2>\n
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\"13<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
Jen Lewis \/ BuzzFeed<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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10.<\/span> The \u201cjust checking in\u201d text:<\/h2>\n
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\"13<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
Jen Lewis \/ BuzzFeed<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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11.<\/span> The flaky text:<\/h2>\n
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\"13<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
Jen Lewis \/ BuzzFeed<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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12.<\/span> The completely false text:<\/h2>\n
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\"13<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
Jen Lewis \/ BuzzFeed<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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13.<\/span> The poop text:<\/h2>\n
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\"13<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
Jen Lewis \/ BuzzFeed<\/div>\n
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13 Texts You Send All The Time Vs. What They Actually\u00a0Mean   1. The drunk text: Jen Lewis \/ BuzzFeed 2. The lazy text: Jen Lewis \/ BuzzFeed 3. The \u201cbusy\u201d text: Jen Lewis \/ BuzzFeed 4. The smelly sink text: Jen Lewis \/ BuzzFeed 5. The late text: Jen Lewis \/ BuzzFeed 6. The […]
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