{"id":1552,"date":"2014-04-27T18:08:19","date_gmt":"2014-04-27T22:08:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.usedtobeabastard.com\/?p=1212"},"modified":"2014-04-27T18:08:19","modified_gmt":"2014-04-27T22:08:19","slug":"28-things-people-cant-sleep-will-totally-understand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dontpokthebear.com\/28-things-people-cant-sleep-will-totally-understand\/","title":{"rendered":"28 Things People Who Can\u2019t Sleep Will Totally Understand"},"content":{"rendered":"
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It\u2019s 4:17 am, and you\u2019re watching your third Sham Wow infomercial in a row.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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