{"id":1063,"date":"2014-04-03T09:03:33","date_gmt":"2014-04-03T13:03:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.usedtobeabastard.com\/?p=782"},"modified":"2014-04-03T09:03:33","modified_gmt":"2014-04-03T13:03:33","slug":"31-awesome-april-fools-day-pranks-kids-will-totally-fall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dontpokthebear.com\/31-awesome-april-fools-day-pranks-kids-will-totally-fall\/","title":{"rendered":"31 Awesome April Fools\u2019 Day Pranks Your Kids Will Totally Fall For"},"content":{"rendered":"
Just because you\u2019re an adult doesn\u2019t mean you have to act like one.<\/b><\/p>\n
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Your kids won\u2019t be mad at you for pranking them when they realize they now get to eat poundcake and frosting. Learn how here.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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Act like the coolest parent ever and tell your kids you\u2019ll be serving sundaes for dinner, that way when they realize their sundae is actually mashed potatoes and gravy, it can be their dinner. Learn more here.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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Put a bowl of your kid\u2019s favorite cereal and milk in the freezer overnight, then watch in the morning as your unsuspecting kid clanks a spoon against the frozen milk.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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This is especially fun if you casually mention to your kid first thing in the morning that their feet look bigger.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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The best part of this prank? It will wake your sleepy kid up\u2026and fast.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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If you\u2019re the sewing type this prank will leave you in stitches.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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Want to take this prank to the next level? When your kid asks where you\u2019re moving to say, \u201cAlaska.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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Use your best acting skills as you tell your worried kid the principal\u2019s laundry list of complaints.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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Try not to laugh as your kid tries over and over to turn on the TV.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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Unscrew the cap, cover the top with saran wrap, then screw the cap back on and cut off the excess.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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A halved peach in yogurt not only looks like an egg, but also makes a delicious breakfast.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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This is especially funny if you switch your kid\u2019s sweet cereal with dad\u2019s bran flakes.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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When your kid pours the milk it will change colors as it rises to the top.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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Unscrew the cap to the faucet, put a pellet from an Easter egg kit under it, then screw the cap back on. This will make colored water come out of the faucet.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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In your computer\u2019s settings you can make it so that the cursor goes in the opposite direction than it normally does.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Your kid will be stumped why nothing happens when they touch or click on the icons.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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That first sip will be classic.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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Be sure to have your camera ready to catch the moment when your kid pulls back the tin foil to find brown Es instead of the expected chocolate goodness.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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The soap won\u2019t lather, which should give your kids fits as they try to get ready.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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When your kid lifts the lid in the morning the balloon will float out and startle them. For extra fun you could even write \u201cApril Fools!\u201d on it.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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\u201cI\u2019m sorry, sweetie, did I say iPad? I meant I bought you an eye pad.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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Open the bag from the bottom, swap the Cheetos for carrot slices, then glue it back together. Your kid shouldn\u2019t mind, after all, they\u2019re both orange, right?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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Waking up in their sibling\u2019s room is a hilarious way to start April Fools\u2019 Day.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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When the door handle hits the horn your kids will jump. You might too!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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Your kids will find this one hilarious\u2026in a decade or two.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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When your kids asks about it tell them you went to the hairdresser while they were at school.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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Just don\u2019t expect help cleaning up the mess, especially not from your startled kids!<\/p>\n
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