What Were They Thinking When They Came Up With These Totally Dirty Business Slogans?

 

We’ve brought you dirty business names before, but sometimes a business will have a totally normal name and then suddenly smack you upside the head with a dirty slogan. And that works for me, because I only shop at stores that appreciate a good double entendre. Here are MORE dirty business slogans!

 

Stop Workin’, Start Jerkin’

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It Ain’t Payday If It Ain’t Nuts In Your Mouth

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Pork. The One You Love.

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I Take A Sheet In The Pool

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Nobody Beats Our Meat

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Big Or Small We Lay Them All

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Erections, That’s Our Game

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Get Her Wet Here

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As Good As It Looks

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Sleep With Someone New

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Often Licked, Never Beaten

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Every Bottom Needs A Top

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We Make Your Wet Dreams Come True

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Change Is Cumming

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Our Nuts, Your Mouth

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Your Hole Is Our Goal

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We Put Big Loads In Tight Places

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We’re Great In Bed

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Laying Pipe Since ’88

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Make Sure Your Next Erection Is In Safe Hands

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Source:smosh

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