Signs You Suffer From Cute Aggression
Ever see something so cute it HURTS? Congrats, you’ve just diagnosed yourself with “cute aggression.” The only cure: MORE CUTE.
“Cute Aggression” is defined as the urge to squeeze, scream, or “die” over someone or something so cute you can barely stand it.
5. You want to eat this little thing up even though you would never actually eat this little thing up.
7. You want to reach through the screen and grab that little fluffy ducky and just shake it.
(Even though you never would shake an adorable little creature.)
8. You think the world is an extremely cruel place to show you such a wonderful fluff that you can’t go and hug IMMEDIATELY.
9. You just want to scream with all your emotions because this is so cute you can hardly stand it.
10. This makes you want to laugh, cry and, squeeze those little cheeks all at once and you don’t know what to do.
13. You have, on more than one occasion, said “I’m dead!” when confronted with this kind of adorable.
14. You understand how this bulldog must feel because you feel this way EVERY time you see a cute little bulldog: uncontrollably happy.
16. This yawn makes you want to just hug this pug so bad you don’t know what to do with your hands so you’re just hugging yourself to death.
18. …and this one: There are no words, just quiet screams of delight and frustration at the fact that you cannot scratch it.
20. You may or may not have just physically exploded and are reading this post from another world.
