1. Pugs are beautiful creatures and it’s just time we recognize their ethereal beauty…

2. …their grace…

3. …and their all-around regality.

4. Don’t worry, they are benevolent rulers…

5. …cool as can be…

6. …but aren’t above getting scared of surprises.

7. They know how to handle jerks like pros…

Seriously, why would you do this to A QUEEN??

8. …and they often check each other on their crap: a wonderful ideal in this cruel world.

9. They keep up with their public image.

12. Does a “normal” FLY like this??

13. Does a “normal” throw SHADE like this?

14. How DARE you think the answer is anything but “NO.”

17. Well, pugs are QUEENS so they don’t have “Mondays” but they DON’T like mornings either, okay?

19. NO, NO ONE CAN LEAP LIKE THIS WITHOUT THAT CROWN.

23. Ok, most of the time.

24. IT TAKES UP A LOT OF ENERGY.

25. Sometimes they get so sleepy they fall asleep trying to decide what they want for dinner.

26. It’s important to know that no matter what, they will DEFEND you.

27. So, let’s bow down to the QUEENS.