When Professional Cakes Go Horribly, Hilariously Wrong
“You… are… so beautiful…”
“…to me.”
“Thank you. Thank you very much.”
[Leaning on piano]
“You… are… soooo beautiful…”
“…to meeee.”
“The Goldmans, everyone! Fifty years today! Aren’t they adorable?
“Can’t you SEEE-EEE-EE?!?”
[sliding to front of stage on knees]
“You’re… ev’ry-thing I HOPED for!”
[grimacing in pain]
“You’re EVERYTHING I neeeeeeeeee…”
“…eeEEED!”
[winking at waitress]
“You… are… so beautiful…”
“Toooo… meeeeEEEEE.”
Thank you, Nia C., Krystal C., Karen R., Julie R., Alison V., and Joshua P. Thank you so much. No, really. Thank you. Really. You’re too much. Thank you. Tip your waitress!