You know it’s true … these labels would be much more truthful.

#1 Whiskey

It should be called “Text Your Ex” because who doesn’t text their ex after a little too much whiskey.

#2 Jagermeister

Vomit Everywhere would be a much better name for Jagermeister because not many people hold this down when overindulging.

#3 Coconut Rum

Come on now, you know it’s a pure sugar high you’re on.

#4 Tequila

Dancing On Tables is the best name for tequila because that’s really all you want to do.

#5 Fireball

Who hasn’t had a Fireball blackout?

#6 Wine

Crying alone and wining, the same thing.

#7 Vodka

Vodka does something to women making them want to go to the bathroom together every time.