17 Undeniable Truths About Being A Parent

17 Undeniable Truths About Being A Parent

Life is messy, but parenthood is messier. Thankfully, we can laugh our way through all the grubbiest moments of being a parent knowing that we’re all In Ick Together.

1. Gross smells are just part and parcel of everyday life.

17 Undeniable Truths About Being A Parent

2. Sure, you’ve seen things, but you ain’t seen anything until you’ve potty trained…

17 Undeniable Truths About Being A Parent
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3. …and it seems like the greatest miracle on earth when it actually works.

...and it seems like the greatest miracle on earth when it actually works.

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4. Toilet paper will be used for everything except its true purpose.

17 Undeniable Truths About Being A Parent

Because who needs TP when you’re mostly just pooping on the floor?

5. The annual science project is one of your greatest fears.

17 Undeniable Truths About Being A Parent

6. Your child will use food for everything but eating.

17 Undeniable Truths About Being A Parent

7. And vice versa.

17 Undeniable Truths About Being A Parent

8. Feeding time ends like this so often that you barely react now.

Feeding time ends like this so often that you barely react now.

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9. You consider it a complete success when the mess is contained to your baby’s face.

17 Undeniable Truths About Being A Parent

10. Seriously. This = success.

Seriously. This = success.

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11. This will be a two, sometimes three times a week occurrence.

17 Undeniable Truths About Being A Parent

12. You will occasionally become convinced that every little mess is premeditated.

17 Undeniable Truths About Being A Parent
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13. There will be saliva, and it will be absolutely everywhere.

There will be saliva, and it will be absolutely everywhere.

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14. You’re just glad when they’re not eating it.

17 Undeniable Truths About Being A Parent

15. No playplace is a safe playplace.

17 Undeniable Truths About Being A Parent

16. Never turn your back, not even for a second.

Never turn your back, not even for a second.

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17. And one must carry a tissue at literally all times.

17 Undeniable Truths About Being A Parent

The only predictable thing about being a parent is that it will get messy. Thankfully, we all experience the same small disasters; head to Clorox’s website today to laugh through life’s messes.

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