You’ve seen too much.
1. Drool.

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Quinn Dombrowski / CC BY-SA 2.0 / Flickr: quinnanya
It used to be gross, but now it’s part of your everyday life.
5. …or mess makers who are utterly delighted over their messes.

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César Rincón / CC BY 2.0 / Flickr: crincon
It’s not sociopathic when you’re a baby!
6. Laundry.

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It’s no longer a dreaded once-a-month affair — someone’s gotta clean up all those messes!
7. Public embarrassment.
Your baby is your entire world. Who cares who’s judging?
10. Sleep deprivation.

Your baby is so darn cute at night you can barely complain.
12. And spending time with the cutest and most ridiculous little human every single day.
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OK, maybe this one does faze you a little bit.
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