10 Words That Sound Dirty, Naughty or Sexy But Aren’t

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10 Words That Sound Dirty, Naughty or Sexy

But Aren’t

 

Sexton

Quagmire from Family Guy smiling

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What It Sounds Like: Unit of measurement equaling 2000 sex acts.

What It Means: Person who tends to a churchyard.

 

Vagitus

Fry from Futurama trying to figure out what is going on

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What It Sounds Like: The vajayjay, but with a more commanding Roman Empire sound to it.

What It Means: The crying of a newborn baby.

 

Mastication

headshot of Homer Simpson drooling

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What It Sounds Like: The reason your parents are banging on your bedroom door. Or bathroom door. Or why they say you’re not fooling anyone under that blanket.

What It Means: To chew food.

 

Copula

Morty from Rick and Morty with two women

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What It Sounds Like: How to say “copulate” when you’re too busy doing it to even finish saying it.

What It Means: A verb that connects a sentence’s subject to its complement.

 

Humppa

very happy Kenny from South Park

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What It Sounds Like: The funny Italian word for “humping.”

What It Means: The serious Finnish word for a type of national dance music.

 

Succulometer

Roger the alien from American Dad in drag

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What It Sounds Like: A device used to gauge one’s enjoyment or effectiveness.

What It Means: A device used to measure the moisture in processed vegetables.

 

Musky

Archer Sterling without shirt eating a pear

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What It Sounds Like: Smells like sex

What It Means: Smells like the reddish-brown substance secreted by male deer when marking their territory.

 

Penetrance

Spongebob Squarepants looking surprised

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What It Sounds Like: A combination of “penetrate” and “entrance.”

What It Means: The percentage of people with a particular gene mutation who exhibit the disorder that gene creates.

 

Tittle

Jake the Dog from Adventure Time snickering

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What It Sounds Like: You know exactly what it sounds like.

What It Means: The dot over an “i” or “j.”

 

Coxsackie

Marge and Homer in Simpsons episode Natural Born Kissers

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What It Sounds Like: The whole package down there.

What It Means: A small town in upstate New York.

 

Source:smosh

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