{"id":1552,"date":"2014-04-27T18:08:19","date_gmt":"2014-04-27T22:08:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.usedtobeabastard.com\/?p=1212"},"modified":"2014-04-27T18:08:19","modified_gmt":"2014-04-27T22:08:19","slug":"28-things-people-cant-sleep-will-totally-understand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dontpokthebear.com\/28-things-people-cant-sleep-will-totally-understand\/","title":{"rendered":"28 Things People Who Can\u2019t Sleep Will Totally Understand"},"content":{"rendered":"

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1.<\/span> You basically have the sleeping patterns of a vampire.<\/h2>\n
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2.<\/span> And when you finally lay down you can never get comfortable.<\/h2>\n
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3.<\/span> In college any class before 11am was just way too early.<\/h2>\n
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4.<\/span> And you definitely envy people who can fall asleep anywhere.<\/h2>\n
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5.<\/span> You\u2019re always tired.<\/h2>\n
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6.<\/span> The late night 4th meal binge is a very real thing.<\/h2>\n
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7.<\/span> You sometimes find yourself getting drowsy at the wheel.<\/h2>\n
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8.<\/span> And you hate it when your days start to blur together.<\/h2>\n
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9.<\/span> While most people are getting up for the day you\u2019ve barely gotten any sleep.<\/h2>\n
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10.<\/span> But the rest of the world runs on regular time so you have to as well.<\/h2>\n
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11.<\/span> Besides, when the sun\u2019s out you can\u2019t sleep anyway.<\/h2>\n
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12.<\/span> You\u2019ve tripped out hardcore when the sleep meds don\u2019t knock you out.<\/h2>\n
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13.<\/span> You are always hurting for more sleep\u2026<\/h2>\n
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14.<\/span> \u2026yet to a certain extent you kind of pride yourself on requiring very little sleep.<\/h2>\n
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15.<\/span> When you attempt a daytime nap you either can\u2019t fall asleep or end up crashing out for 4 hours.<\/h2>\n
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16.<\/span> If you do get any sleep it involves a lot of tossing and turning.<\/h2>\n
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17.<\/span> You\u2019ve come to rely on places open 24 hours for eating and shopping.<\/h2>\n
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18.<\/span> You can stay up all night partying or loafing around, but you somehow are sleepy when you have to study or work late.<\/h2>\n
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19.<\/span> You are all too familiar with terrible infomercials.<\/h2>\n
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20.<\/span> You\u2019ve become that person who tweets, posts, or has email time stamps after 3am.<\/h2>\n
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21.<\/span> You math skills have sharpened because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you\u2019ll get if you fall asleep right now.<\/h2>\n
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22.<\/span> You can\u2019t help but to be honest when people ask you if you haven\u2019t slept.<\/h2>\n
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23.<\/span> You\u2019ve seen your share of sunrises, not from waking up but from staying all night.<\/h2>\n
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24.<\/span> Sometimes it seems as if you just passed out and suddenly your alarm is already going off.<\/h2>\n
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25.<\/span> You\u2019ve even tried counting sheep and it doesn\u2019t work.<\/h2>\n
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26.<\/span> You think your lack of sleep is making you crazy.<\/h2>\n
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27.<\/span> You\u2019re never really asleep and never really awake.<\/h2>\n
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28.<\/span> The struggle is real.<\/h2>\n
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