{"id":1049,"date":"2014-04-04T19:41:50","date_gmt":"2014-04-04T23:41:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.usedtobeabastard.com\/?p=760"},"modified":"2014-04-04T19:41:50","modified_gmt":"2014-04-04T23:41:50","slug":"kids-getting-stuck-stuff-satisfying-thing-youll-see-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dontpokthebear.com\/kids-getting-stuck-stuff-satisfying-thing-youll-see-today\/","title":{"rendered":"Kids Getting Stuck In Stuff Is The Most Satisfying Thing You\u2019ll See Today"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 id=\"post-title\" style=\"text-align: center;\">Kids Getting Stuck In Stuff Is The Most Satisfying Thing You\u2019ll See\u00a0Today<\/h1>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/k43y740T5dc?feature=player_embedded\" height=\"360\" width=\"640\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>Seriously, though.<\/h2>\n<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\n<div class=\"share-box\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"rubbable-container\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"bf_dom\" style=\"width: 625px; height: 352px; left: 0px; top: 0px;\" alt=\"Kids Getting Stuck In Stuff Is The Most Satisfying Thing You'll See Today\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2014-03\/enhanced\/webdr02\/28\/16\/anigif_enhanced-14292-1396039186-7.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"352\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=k43y740T5dc\" target=\"_blank\">youtube.com<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kids Getting Stuck In Stuff Is The Most Satisfying Thing You\u2019ll See\u00a0Today &nbsp; Seriously, though. youtube.com<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/dontpokthebear.com\/kids-getting-stuck-stuff-satisfying-thing-youll-see-today\/\" class=\"more-link\" >Continue reading&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[31,4],"tags":[],"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1825,"url":"http:\/\/dontpokthebear.com\/4-irrational-fears\/","url_meta":{"origin":1049,"position":0},"title":"4 Irrational Fears","date":"May 20, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"4 Irrational Fears That Aren't as Irrational as They Seem \u00a0 Are you irrationally terrified of something that most people brush off as a distant threat that will never have any sway over the direction of their life? 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