Spurned Boyfriend Cuts All Joint Belongings In Half

I’ve left my other half: Spurned boyfriend chops EVERYTHING he and his girlfriend owned in two after they split up… including a car, TV and iPhone

It may sound like a half-baked plan – but a spurned boyfriend has cut everything he owns in two to spite his former partner. German eBay user ‘der.juli’ took power tools to his most expensive possessions, including a TV, an iPhone 5, an Apple laptop and even his car. He then sent his ex-girlfriend her share in the post, while he’s listed his half of the goods for sale on eBay, with the broken car now available for less than £2.

Nowadays, the ways people get over a breakup are ever changing. Go out on a bender and get trolleyed? Text your best mates some sad emojis? Post a whingey facebook status? Indirect tweet?

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Or, you could do what this guy did and literally saw all of your  joint belongings in half. Like, actually in half, and post her half back to her whilst selling your half on eBay. Yeah, because that’s how to tell someone how over them you are.

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Well. He deserves an A for effort though, right?

In case you’re intruiged as to how the items found themselves in bits, he posted a video of the process to youtube with the caption ‘Thanks for 12 beautiful years, Laura’. Yeah. Bloody Laura.

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Sources: Metro, DM, youtube

 

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