Husband’s Spreadsheet Lists The Excuses His Wife Uses To Get Out Of Sex

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Be honest, we have all been there and used a range of excuses to get out of having sex, but what if your partner decided to create a spreadsheet on the matter and record EVERY excuse you have ever used and then emailed them to you at work? Genius or idiot?
Well that is what one Reddit reader has done, user Throwaway20 shared the photo to Reddit that her husband had sent her. I actually think its hilarious but only because it didn’t happen to me. The document listed all “27″ times she said no to sex along with the reason why, he did this as she was about to head off on an extended work trip. She wrote to Reddit saying :
“Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He’s never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone. Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my “excuses”, using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having sex at that very moment.”
Throwaway20′s husband has cut contact with her after he saw the image… not the best ending to any relationship.

Here is a copy of the spreadsheet.

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