3. “Good Morning Far North Queensland. First I’m going to roll you up, then I’m going to smoke you.”
Mick Petroff / Via wikipedia.org
4. “Yes Kalgoorlie, I am an alien spaceship unleashing hell.”
Walter Ford Freeball / Via Facebook: perthweatherlive
5. “I might look like a storm Cape York, but I’m actually a giant swarm of flying spiders. Or that thing from Independence Day.”
7. “And you Gold Coast. You said you wanted a foamy cappucino right?”
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8. “Think it’s hot Alice Springs? Howabout a bit of a fire tornado to warm things up?”
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Watch the incredible fire tornado here: footage by Chris Tangey.
9. “Hey you Mr Hot Stuff. Howabout I cool you off?”
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10. “Wadduya mean you’ve never seen a tsunami of sand at sea before?! This is AUSTRALIA mate, pull yourself together.”
Brett Martin / Via Facebook: perthweatherlive
11. “Seriously, these things are constantly circling your coastline. There is no escape.”
Brett Martin / Via Facebook: perthweatherlive
12. “I may look ‘kind of cool’ Barrow Island, but I’m about to eat your airport.”
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13. “There are 99 things that can kill you in this picture, and only one of them is me.”
Steven Delaney / Creative Commons / Via 500px.com
15. “Yes, I am literally melting the Earth with my unstoppable force. What you going to do about it?”
16. “Morning Menindee Lakes. First I’m going to rain down lightning, then I’m going to strip every tree, finally I’m going to remix your colour via electromagnetic fields. What you got?”
Julie Fletcher / juliefletcherphotography.com.au / Via photography.nationalgeographic.com
17. “Oh I’m sorry Mr Tourist, did my desert dust storm ruin your Sydney Harbour photo opportunity?”
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19. “STILL NOT SCARED OF ME?! Howabout I spark some lightning in the shape of your country?!”
Surfers Paradise Webcam
In all seriousness, Australia often endures extreme weather including bushfires, floods and cyclones. Ours is a nation with a Catastrophic Fire Danger Rating (even higher than Extreme). So take care people.
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19 Times Australia’s Weather Was Insane