You’ve decided to sexually assault a police officer
The escalator seems to be broken
The stairs seem to be broken as well
Speed bumps become a little more tricky
Being a human dart board seems to be a good idea
The room won’t stop spinning
Drinks start to taste funny
Street signs come out of nowhere
Your cigarette just won’t light
Operating the car becomes more difficult
You’re not the dance machine you used to be
Things like this become good ideas
That camera is sooooo shiny
Measuring the parking lot isn’t as much fun as it used to be
I think we can all agree on this one
15 Signs You Might Need to Call It a Night