We’ve all been there. An ex texts you out of the blue and you’re like, “WTF do I say to this?” These 15 people answered that question with such humor and wit that it’s nothing less of admirable. Excuse me, while I take some notes.
This person who had no more words for their ex:

This person who refused to acknowledge the existence of her ex:

This person didn’t hesitate about being straight forward:

This person who came up with the best error message:

These people whose confidence wasn’t ruined by the breakup:


This person who laughed to the point of tears at the ridiculousness of their ex texting them:

This ex who thought that things were about to get steamy:

Well they did…he was BURNED!
This person who wasn’t trying to hear it:

This person who denied her ex’s sexual advances with finesse:

These people who believed that honesty is the best policy:


This person who had murder on the mind:

This person who asked a good rhetorical question:

This person who had the best meme for this exact situation:

At the end of the day, exes are exes for a reason.
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