13 Comebacks For The Most Overused Breakup Lines

13 Comebacks For The Most Overused Breakup Lines

 

1. “It’s not you, it’s me.”

13 Comebacks For The Most Overused Breakup Lines
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You’re right, it is you. You, making the biggest mistake of your life.

2. “You’re not the person I fell in love with.”

13 Comebacks For The Most Overused Breakup Lines

You must be right. I’ve become someone who deserves much, much better than you.

3. “I love you, I’m just not IN love with you.”

13 Comebacks For The Most Overused Breakup Lines

I hate you, I’m just not IN hate with you.

4. “It’s just not working out.”

13 Comebacks For The Most Overused Breakup Lines

And we both know how far you’ll go to avoid working out.

5. “I’m a different person than I was when we met.”

13 Comebacks For The Most Overused Breakup Lines
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Yeah, now you’re a tool.

6. “I need some time to figure out who I am.”

13 Comebacks For The Most Overused Breakup Lines

I can help: You’re not worth my time.

7. “We’ve grown apart.”

13 Comebacks For The Most Overused Breakup Lines

You say you’ve grown, and yet you insist on acting like a child.

8. “We want different things.”

13 Comebacks For The Most Overused Breakup Lines
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I guess so. For instance, I want to be in a relationship with someone who can scrape together an original thought.

9. “I’m not in a good place for a relationship right now.”

13 Comebacks For The Most Overused Breakup Lines

You’re not in a good place, you’re not a good person — let’s not quibble over details.

10. “You deserve better.”

13 Comebacks For The Most Overused Breakup Lines

You better believe it!

11. “I think we should see other people.”

13 Comebacks For The Most Overused Breakup Lines

Like on the side? I’ve been doing that for MONTHS!

12. “You’re better off without me.”

13 Comebacks For The Most Overused Breakup Lines

Nothing about you could ever make me better than I already am.

13. “I’ve met someone else.”

13 Comebacks For The Most Overused Breakup Lines

Darling, it’s not a relationship if you’re paying for it.

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