10 Words That Sound Dirty, Naughty or Sexy

But Aren’t

 

Sexton

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What It Sounds Like: Unit of measurement equaling 2000 sex acts.

What It Means: Person who tends to a churchyard.

 

Vagitus

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What It Sounds Like: The vajayjay, but with a more commanding Roman Empire sound to it.

What It Means: The crying of a newborn baby.

 

Mastication

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What It Sounds Like: The reason your parents are banging on your bedroom door. Or bathroom door. Or why they say you’re not fooling anyone under that blanket.

What It Means: To chew food.

 

Copula

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What It Sounds Like: How to say “copulate” when you’re too busy doing it to even finish saying it.

What It Means: A verb that connects a sentence’s subject to its complement.

 

Humppa

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What It Sounds Like: The funny Italian word for “humping.”

What It Means: The serious Finnish word for a type of national dance music.

 

Succulometer

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What It Sounds Like: A device used to gauge one’s enjoyment or effectiveness.

What It Means: A device used to measure the moisture in processed vegetables.

 

Musky

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What It Sounds Like: Smells like sex

What It Means: Smells like the reddish-brown substance secreted by male deer when marking their territory.

 

Penetrance

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What It Sounds Like: A combination of “penetrate” and “entrance.”

What It Means: The percentage of people with a particular gene mutation who exhibit the disorder that gene creates.

 

Tittle

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What It Sounds Like: You know exactly what it sounds like.

What It Means: The dot over an “i” or “j.”

 

Coxsackie

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What It Sounds Like: The whole package down there.

What It Means: A small town in upstate New York.

 

Source:smosh

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